October 19, 2007
Funny Email
This made me laugh.........
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming "Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams "Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!!" which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says.....
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
LOVE IT! Now you know, DH would say that and I'm getting darn tempted with the lousy customer service that exists out there! ;)
Posted by: Lee Ann at October 19, 2007 08:21 AMThat is a good one, but around here, you'd have to change the store name. I've seen Wally World take back some of the most messed-up stuff ever.
Walrilla
Posted by: Walrilla at October 19, 2007 08:52 AMha!
Posted by: wRitErsbLock at October 19, 2007 09:27 AMLOL!!!! That's GREAT!
Posted by: pam at October 19, 2007 10:37 AM