July 17, 2007
Funny Email
I recieved this via email this afternoon and it cracked me up. I thought maybe we could all use a laugh today!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
Damn, I love marketing!!!
Thanks for the much needed smile and laugh! Gosh, I wish other companies would heed that advice. Ditch the PC, bring in a couple of laughs and watch things grow. No pun intended.
Posted by: Lee Ann at July 17, 2007 01:55 PM#4 is my favorite!!
I'd love to do this at some of my meetings...but I'm afraid the school board would frown on it! (Probably because so many of them NEED V!agra..hee-hee)
Posted by: Mrs. Who at July 17, 2007 02:42 PMThis is *SO* something I would do in a meeting. Hell, this is the woman who used a "some what off color joke" as her ice breaker for training presentations at a big corporate class. :-) And won!!
Posted by: Tammi at July 17, 2007 04:47 PMThey're all great, but I love #2! LOL!
Posted by: pam at July 17, 2007 06:20 PM