May 09, 2007
I Can't.....
I was hunkered down in my bed place last night, thinking.
And I realized - there are so many things I cannot do.
1) I cannot whistle. Not at all.
2) I cannot snap my fingers. I end up hurting myself.
3) I cannot spit. Hell, I even have trouble at the end of brushing my teeth, for cryin' out loud....
4) I cannot crack my knuckles. Nope. Can't do it. Don't even ask.
5) I cannot throw a ball. Hell, I throw so bad, throwing "like a girl" would be a HUGE improvement.
And these were just the first things that popped right into my mind. Damn - what the hell WAS I doin' during childhood to miss learning that stuff?
Seriously, who doesn't know how to do this stuff? Especially a "good ole gal"!!! They may just revoke my Country Girl membership!!!!
Posted by Tammi at May 9, 2007 06:10 AM | TrackBackI can teach you to whistle - just sayin'.... ;-)
Posted by: Richmond at May 9, 2007 09:33 AMI know what you were doing! You were busy tieing your sister to a tree so you'd have some peace and quiet for a while.
*laughing and running quickly away with rope in my hands*
Posted by: Lee Ann at May 9, 2007 11:08 AMNext time I see you, remind me to teach you how to whistle with two fingers in your mouth.
Goes off at about 120 decibels and is PERFECT for getting a roomful of people to pay attention.
Posted by: Harvey at May 11, 2007 12:47 AM