April 18, 2007

My Mind Ran Wild


Driving to work yesterday I heard some very distressing news on the radio.

Japanese toilet maker announces Bidets may catch fire.

OK. Just think about that for a minute.

It's a fancy toilet. How in the hell can it catch fire??

But then, thanks to my very UNengineer like brain, the details just weren't important. The how and why didn't matter. What did matter were all the phrases that ran though my mind like a marquee sign in Times Square.

* Give's a whole new meaning to "burns my ass"

* Ohhhhh fire cracker

* Hot Sn*tch (fill in the blank, I don't want to be googled for THAT one!)

* Fire in the hole!!!!

* Fire balls

* Smoked sausage

I was crackin' myself up. And actually, the list goes on and on. But I'd rather know what YOUR first thoughts were.

Come on.....I know you want to. Y'all are GREAT at these things.

Posted by Tammi at April 18, 2007 05:14 AM | TrackBack

The last time I checked, I was still #1 for "Dance of the Flaming Asshole" so I must decline.

Posted by: Raging Mom at April 18, 2007 11:10 AM

Holy flaming shit!

Posted by: NE at April 18, 2007 12:53 PM

you know, stories like this really chap my hide.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at April 18, 2007 12:59 PM

"Preparation H! STAT!"

Posted by: Harvey at April 19, 2007 02:58 PM
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