April 04, 2007
Charm Personified
Because I just know y'all are just riveted by my daily life, I'll tell you how the rest of my day went, after the little traffic issues I had yesteday.
It sucked.
Wet, dirty socks.
I don't know what is wrong right now, but I'm just.....just......snippy. Ok - I owe y'all the truth. I'm just flat out in a bitchy kinda mood.
Now, normally I get things done by being pleasant and grateful. Yeah, yesterday? Not so much.
But I did manage to make myself (and a few others) laugh.
Tammi: Damnit!!! All I want is a f*ckin' system that works, someone to help me get this shit done and the ability to have five f*ckin' minutes of peace. That's all. Five f*ckin' minutes!!! Is that askin' too much!?!?!?!
Co-Worker: Well.....
Tammi: I've asked and asked. Filled out more f*ckin' forms than the DoD tryin' to buy a damned toilet seat but nothin'.......
Co-Worker: It's al.....
Tammi: What the HELL does it take to get something resolved around here?
Co-Worker: Did you....
Tammi: And when do they plan on hirin' someone, for cryin' out loud?!?! It's been f*ckin' months and nothin'...nothin'....
Co-Worker: I heard......
Tammi: DAMNIT! All I want is for them to fix this f*ckin' system, give me access to what I need to do my job and then leave me the f*ck alone.
Co-Worker: Well, did you ask them? (actually getting to finish a sentence since I was havin' trouble lightin' a cigarette)
Tammi: I ASKED! I ASKED DAMNIT!!
Co-Worker: Nicely? (gettin' smart and starting w/one word replies, so as to be heard)
Tammi: NICELY?! DID I ASK NICELY?!?! I'm f*ckin' charmin' as hell, damnit. I'm always f*ckin' nice. I can't believe you asked me that.....(I think I actually doubled in size while sayin' this)
As soon as those words came out of my mouth I realized the irony. And just how incredibly stupid I sounded. All I could do was stand there and laugh.
Yeah, I'm real f*ckin' charmin' lately.......
Posted by Tammi at April 4, 2007 06:05 AM | TrackBackcan i be your whipping post?
i think maybe you are just suffering a contact pms outbreak from my psychobitch series. sorries. i tried to post something ppsitive last night but the demons got it.
you are charming, darling. with women there can be a hairline's difference between self assured and psychobitch. be careful out there.
Posted by: shoe at April 4, 2007 08:30 AMYou are always f*cking charming. :-) They'll figure it out eventually. Maybe you could speed things up by passing out shock collars or something. ;-)
Hang in there!
Posted by: Richmond at April 4, 2007 12:44 PM