Found this over at SlagleRock's place.
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
These are quotes taken off of police car videos - here's a teaser.....
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
I've only gotten 2 tickets in my life. One, I thought I had the green arrow to turn left and clipped the rear end of a car. Oops. Bad Tammi.
The other? I got pulled over at 2:00am, exhausted, because one of my brake lights were out. When they ran my license, it said it had been revoked. REVOKED!! Yeah, from the first ticket. Seems the county screwed up and didn't record that I paid that ticket. So, what happens? Tammi get's an up close and personal tour of the Manatee County Jail. Yep. That was fun. (Oh, BTW - all charges were dropped and I actually got an apology. That helped! yeah, right)
But.......I'm sure glad I didn't get any of the officers quoted here. I tend to be a bit of a smart ass.....that might have been a bad thing.
Posted by Tammi at January 13, 2005 07:33 PMI never understood people who think it's a good idea to make a cop's job difficult.
When I get pulled over, it's nothing but "hands where they can be seen" and all the courteous respect I can churn out.
Posted by: Harvey at January 14, 2005 01:21 PMIf you want a hilarious "arrested for an unpaid ticket" story, check this out at my bro Littlejoe's.
Ok, maybe it's just funnier if you were there heheh
Posted by: Graumagus at January 15, 2005 12:55 PM