March 07, 2006

OH HELL NO!!

This is too funny not to post.

I'm doin' some googlin' right now looking for different job databases.

So I see this ad that looks interesting. It's very specific about posting any links or portions of the ad anywhere - so you'll just have to trust me on this. 'mkay?

Anyway - I normally am very sceptical about this stuff. But - it's listed under retail/food jobs.

So I call.

It's for a flippin' escort service!!! An ESCORT SERVICE for gott's sake.

I dropped the phone like it was fire.

You know, I'm all about sales and marketing. And this was listed on retail/food. Hmmm - makes you wonder just what THEY mean by retail and exactly what kinda food they're talkin' about.

This is just my luck......

Posted by Tammi at March 7, 2006 10:15 AM
Comments

Makes you wonder about the process -- retail implies a wholesaler exists to produce and supply the retailers with goods for sale to the consumer...

Posted by: Ogre at March 7, 2006 10:37 AM

Ha!

Posted by: oddybobo at March 7, 2006 11:07 AM

Hey, maybe being a "Madam" is your calling!! You could be the Heidi Fleiss of the midwest!

LOL!

Posted by: Graumagus at March 7, 2006 11:40 AM

Do they give benefits? Hey I'm just wondering.

Posted by: Uisce at March 7, 2006 12:01 PM

So when do you start? ;)

Posted by: Raging Mom at March 7, 2006 12:34 PM

ROFTL!

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at March 7, 2006 01:16 PM

On the bright side, your grocery bill would be waaaaayyy less....

Posted by: Sarah at March 7, 2006 01:49 PM

Well, at least you figured out what they were selling *before* you went in for a face to face... :)

Posted by: Richmond at March 7, 2006 02:01 PM

Ma,
You do have a sultry voice you know....maybe you cvould just answer the phones at the "cathouse"

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at March 7, 2006 03:59 PM

Well - you are an expert with matresses.....

Posted by: _Jon at March 7, 2006 04:45 PM

Oh my... I was laughing when I read it, but the comments had me ROTFL.

Posted by: vw bug at March 7, 2006 07:02 PM

*shakes head*

I don't have to wonder what they are selling!

BTW saw on the news last night that a company in Belvidere is hiring ITOC or something like that.

Posted by: ktreva at March 7, 2006 07:16 PM

Well my mind is now so deep in the gutter that it may never be pried out. *snork*

Posted by: MathCog Idiocy at March 7, 2006 07:34 PM