January 04, 2006

Indians...

… thank the Gods for small wonders… I truly have my finger on the pulse of civilization.. you guys just have no idea how in-tune I am… why, just the other day I was scouring the internet in search of naked Hindu babes, and I failed miserably… not the slightest hint of sub-continent nookie could be found… and I found myself thinking, “what the internet needs, nay, what the WORLD needs is easier access to pictures of naked Indian babes.”…

.. this morning?... Playboy comes through, children…. not exactly safe for work, by the way... but behold:

In an attitudinal sea change, one-quarter of urban, unmarried women have sex, one-third read erotic literature and half go on dates, according to a survey by ACNielsen and India Today magazine. Bollywood, a mirror of the Indian spirit, now does what it refused to do five years ago: show a kiss on-screen.

India is not only on the brink of a sexual revolution, it is also overflowing with ambition, as a small but growing class of young, urban, world-traveling men with disposable income find their way to a new upper class.

The democratization of affluence is creating would-be male connoisseurs, keen for tutelage in ways of the high life.

… I am an oracle, people… and you can trust Uncle Eric… today, Indian Playboy… next prediction?... Hook’em Horns!..

- Eric the Red

Posted by Redneck at January 4, 2006 08:23 AM
Comments

I am sure the "creators of the Kama Sutra"...are ready for our "playboy"....centerfolds and all...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at January 4, 2006 08:34 AM

... we live in hope, dear... we live in hope...

Posted by: Eric at January 4, 2006 08:42 AM

Eric doesn't even know his own damn name...That would be Eric the Blade, not Red.

He'll cut you...he'll cut the bottoms of your feet so you can't run away, and then he'll cut you some more.

Posted by: Yabu at January 4, 2006 10:41 AM

Am I the only one stuck on why you were on the internet searching for naked Hindu babes? Do you pick a different 'nookie' of the day for searching? Today Hindu women... tomorrow Budhist? Just wonderin'! ;-)

Posted by: Bou at January 4, 2006 11:19 AM

Okay - style complaint - I'm having a darned hard time reading the dark blue print on the dark red background...

Just thought I'd throw that in there since Eric is talking about pictures of naked Indian babes. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at January 4, 2006 11:25 AM

Heh, heh... she said "nookie."

Posted by: Dash at January 4, 2006 11:46 AM

.. yes, Bou... I do...

Posted by: Eric at January 4, 2006 01:13 PM

Why is it I never have the problem of finding nekked indian babes?

Posted by: Contagion at January 4, 2006 04:31 PM

.. SHARE, Contagion.. you greedy bastard...

Posted by: Eric at January 4, 2006 04:59 PM