November 04, 2005

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

TGIF. Too tired to do much of anything - but I do need to share this little story.

Saturday night, while at Eric's house, sitting around listening to some great music. BlogBro Johnny_Oh comes and sits next to me on the couch. He's grinning like a cat that ate the canary.

Johnny: I'm just so glad to see you. You're so cute.
Tammi: Cute? Cute? Me? Are you nuts?!? Bou is cute. Tiny, sweet, petite. THAT'S cute. Not me.
Johnny: Oh, you're just a delicate flower. A delicate f*ckin' flower.
Tammi: forward to tonite. I haven't talked to my best friend Sharon in a coons age. We had much to catch up on. I was telling her about my weekend and mentioned that it was like old times. I ended up sitting in the corner of the couch with a pillow. We were laughing about how shy I used to be.

Sharon: You're just a delicate f*ckin' flower. That's my Bam.

I swear to you - I had not told her what Johnny said.

Flower? Delicate? Me?

NOW I'm scared.

Posted by Tammi at November 4, 2005 08:48 PM

What cracks me up is the f*ckin' part in between delicate and flower. LOL!

BTW, we all know I'm not so cute or sweet. And I'm not REALLY that tiny. I'm almost as tall as everyone and when I wear my boots, I'm frickin' big as day! Big. I'm BIG!

Posted by: Bou at November 4, 2005 09:06 PM

Yeah, Bou, Yeah - BIG.....**reminding self of the fact Bou studies martial arts**

What ever you say darlin'....


Posted by: Tammi at November 4, 2005 09:12 PM

You aren't going to believe this, but I've always thought of you as a delicate f*cking flower. Weird huh?

Posted by: Sgt Hook at November 4, 2005 10:05 PM

Delicate f*ckin' flower... the woman who stormed into the local "brothel" to fire a trucker?... ROFL... not so much!

Posted by: Teresa at November 4, 2005 11:15 PM

Given that delicate f*ckin' flowers can't stand the cold, you definitely be one. :-)

Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 5, 2005 12:56 AM

Ah, but what a wonderful bloom that delicate f****ng flower has. :)

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at November 5, 2005 06:31 AM

Teresa frickin' cracks me up! LOL! That was great...

Posted by: Bou at November 5, 2005 02:54 PM