I got this email from my (blogless) niece. I can see this happening in my life. Yes, yes I can.
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined
to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so
she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch
was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said
to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering
the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace
with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my
blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she
directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever
so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently
and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the
light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Good one! LOL!! Thanks
Posted by: Sarah at October 21, 2005 08:21 AM