July 18, 2005

Another Real Live Conversation

Today at work:

To set the stage: I'm working on some project, just barely listening to what's going on around me. Outside Sales Rep. walks over to talk to the 2 guys I work with.

OSR: I've got to work on my stroke before I play with you boys.
Tammi: BWAHHHHHHHHHH
Team:

Teammate #1: Tammi? Do you have a perverted mind?
Tammi: I prefer to think of it as diverted rather than perverted.


15 mins later:

Tammi (on phone with customer): I feel so used. I give you what you want and now you don't call me?
Customer:

Customer: I like you so much.


Yeah - I think I'll just mosey on over to the couch and see if I can figure out a way to get my mind out of the gutter!

Posted by Tammi at July 18, 2005 06:12 PM
Comments

Hehe!

I have to be careful, everyone I work with has their nose stuck up in the air with no sense of humor!

Posted by: Sissy at July 18, 2005 06:32 PM

On lunch today, while off of the clock, I was talking to some minions that brought up the male mind and how it thinks of sex... yes there were two females and two males. They can't understand how EVERYTHING could be sexual. I explained I have the mentality of a 16 year old boy... Everything is about sex. No matter what they brought up, I turned it into a sexual reference. Even the other guy I was with was impressed.

Next time we see each other, maybe we should have a prev-off...

God that sounds dirty... oh yeah!!

Posted by: Contagion at July 18, 2005 07:48 PM

Yep... you sure can be a perv! Good thing that's expected of you! ;)

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 18, 2005 11:17 PM

Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter -- and get MINE while you're down there!

Get it!? Down there?! Bwhahahahahaa!

Ahh, people with sticks up their asses piss me off. :)

Posted by: Margi at July 18, 2005 11:40 PM

And -- um. . . I was, of course NOT referring to YOU.

I hope that didn't sound ugly. If it did, I'm sorry!

:: leaves in a hurry ::

Posted by: Margi at July 18, 2005 11:42 PM

Oh, you HAVE to spend one day with me at work! We've turned sexual harassment into an art form!

Posted by: Marty at July 19, 2005 05:06 AM

At my old job, sexual harrasement was prefected to an art form in my department.

Christ, the HR person would stop by and after a few minutes say they had to leave otherwise they would have to write us all up.

At work I am finally relaxing around everyone and they are just finding out what a perverted mind I have. Just yesterday in our department meeting I made my boss blush. He says something innocent and I start laughing and then everyone picks up on what he said. That's one of the good things about working with all men, if your game there really is no boundaries.

hee, hee, hee .... you have to watch our for the quite ones!

Posted by: Machelle at July 19, 2005 06:24 AM

My mind resides in the gutter, but I work in a law firm - inserts stick in ass to pretend to be like the masses - *waddling away*

Posted by: Oddybobo at July 19, 2005 07:21 AM

Now, Tammi - keep your mind right where it's at!


When I worked at the DSNY (sanitation department) - I had a sign on my desk that read:

Sexual Harrassment isn't a Problem Here.
It's a Benefit.

Posted by: Karen at July 19, 2005 09:06 AM

The gutter has an "out"?

Posted by: Harvey at July 20, 2005 07:48 AM