July 17, 2005

Orgasmic Toilet

I had a little dinner last night. Harvey, TNT & T1G came over for a little food, a little drink and a lot of conversation. It was a very nice evening.

While we were all sitting around I thought I had better warn them about the latest "issue" with my house. I seem to be having plumbing problems.

I noticed it about a week ago. I had used the bathroom and was sitting back at the kitchen table blogging. All of a sudden I hear this, well, the best way to describe it is moaning. Yeah - moaning coming from my walls. WTF?!?! So I walked back to the bathroom and sure enough it was comin' from the toilet. Hmmmm..... I'll have to let the landlord know.

So I realize it's just another little somethin' I've got to get used to....no big deal. Then the other day I had again used the bathroom and went outside to check on Cody. All of a sudden I hear it again. Only this time it's outside the house.

Oh lovely - now every time I flush my toilet the entire neighborhood will know. Great. Yeah, I love that.

The funny thing is that it sounds exactly like moaning. Orgasmic as it were.

I didn't want my friends to wonder what was going on so I thought I had better fill them in. Immediately T1G mentions the story about the guy that was found with his face looking out of the outhouse toilet (sorry I can't remember where I originally saw the link!). I cracked up!

That's all I need......a guy hanging out in my toilet. I've had some shitty dates before, but really......................................

Posted by Tammi at July 17, 2005 09:18 AM
Comments

LMAO! That's just gross (the story) and just hilarious...your toilet!

I can't wait to hear how you describe that to the landlord.

"Um, yes. Can you come look at my toilet, it's moaning!"

Here come the straight jackets! :-)

Posted by: Sissy at July 17, 2005 10:23 AM

It's air in the pipes. It makes them ratlle, moan, and make annoying noises.

Back at my old place it sounded like we had a freakin' poltergeist.

Posted by: Graumagus at July 17, 2005 06:52 PM

Leave it to you to have an orgasmic toilet!

Posted by: Bou at July 17, 2005 10:14 PM

I have a toilet at my house that does the same damn thing... Except it reverberates throughout the entire house!

Posted by: Contagion at July 18, 2005 07:52 PM