March 21, 2005

I AM EVIL!!

Over at A Securlar Fransiscan, Randy has a link to a site that helps to develop your evil plan to do what ever it is that is evil that you want to do.

I did it. I think I have a darn good plan. Wanna see? It's in the extended entry.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your time machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Posted by Tammi at March 21, 2005 11:29 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Tammi, I refuse to believe there is an evil bone in your body.

Posted by: Contagion at March 22, 2005 08:17 AM

Depends on who she's sleeping with :-D

Posted by: Harvey at March 22, 2005 11:23 AM

Hey Harvey? I'm gonna need your source on that one! Someone forgot about the "full disclosure" agreement! ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at March 22, 2005 11:25 AM

Yea, I knew someone was going to take that comment that way. It doesn't surpise me it was Harvey.

Posted by: contagion at March 22, 2005 12:22 PM

snicker snicker!

Posted by: vw bug at March 25, 2005 10:39 AM