February 13, 2008

Diet...Tammi Style

This is pretty much exactly what I told a friend last night as I was making dinner.

Tammi: That's It! I'm starving. I haven't eaten a damned thing all day. I'm makin' a frozen pizza.

Friend: I thought you were watchin'.....

Tammi: I know I know. OK. Let's think this out. 4 servings per pizza. 320 calories per serving. 320 * 4 = 1360. I'm shooting for about 1800 calories per day so WOOHOO!! That's still under.

Friend:........

Tammi: Oh, and don't forget the wine. 2 glasses of wine with the pizza. Yeah - that's still under, OK around where I need to be.

Friend:.........

Tammi: Makes perfect sense. As long as I get the count in, doesn't matter how or when.

Friend:.....

Gee. I may be on to something! I should put this into a Tammi Plan, I could make a FORTUNE!!!!


the sad thing is....it really does make perfect sense to me!

Posted by Tammi at February 13, 2008 07:10 AM | TrackBack
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Because I'm a stinker and we all need a laugh...I've declared a comment party at Carmen's place. That's what she gets for no updates since January.

I tried to warn her. I tried to be patient. But here we go. Spread the word and join the party!

http://leeannsview.blogspot.com/2008/02/because-i-can.html

Posted by: Lee Ann at February 13, 2008 08:26 AM

I used to only eat once a day; did it for many years, but if I tried that now my colon would revolt. Pay back would be severe. Heh...

Posted by: pam at February 13, 2008 09:28 AM

I follow your logic. It seems sound.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at February 13, 2008 02:35 PM
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