January 05, 2008
THAT Explains it.....
Y'all will enjoy this.
Bits of a conversation held during T1G's holiday visit:
Tammi: So....what'd ya get for Christmas?
T1G: This, That, This, a knife sharpener...
Tammi: Damn it. You got a knife sharpener?! I ask for a knife sharpener every year and never get one. That's not fair!
T1G:.........
T1G: Well...
Tammi: Never mind...
Fast forward to yesterday afternoon. I'm making a ham sandwich. I have just one hunk of ham left so I'm slicin' it up. In my hand.
You know....butterfly bandages work pretty good. I think I'll just pick up some more of those and wait on that knife sharpener for a bit.....
Posted by Tammi at January 5, 2008 06:05 AM | TrackBackI'm thinking that you've got a little dyslexia going on... it's cutting board.
When'd you ever get the idea that cutting things while holding them in hand was a good thing? If this was the first time you'd cut stuff in your hand, I'd cut you a little slack. Okay... no, I wouldn't.
Oh, well. Thank gott you ain't in a woodshop. "I'll just hold this board in my hand while I drill through it."
Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 5, 2008 10:51 AMT1G: Heh. Cutting broad...
Tammi: So, next customer who asks what happened to your hand, you answer, "Oh, had to rough up the last customer who stood me up for an appointment."
Posted by: Roses at January 5, 2008 11:36 AMI love Roses!
Posted by: Lee Ann at January 5, 2008 01:07 PMI'd add to the comments, but looks like it's been covered.
Posted by: Navy CPO at January 5, 2008 04:12 PMYeah, T1G - You have never given me any slack......
And this was the first REAL cut I've had. Usually it works out pretty good. Although I have started using a butter knife to cut up the hard boiled eggs.......
:-)
Posted by: Tammi at January 5, 2008 07:16 PMUmmm... you've misspelled "flack."
Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 5, 2008 07:38 PMYeah, T1G, you go with that....you *DO* have a vivid imagination.....
Posted by: Tammi at January 5, 2008 07:44 PMFirst let me say that I hope you heal quickly Tammi! And Second... Roses... You crack me up... as usual!
Posted by: Lemon Stand at January 7, 2008 12:24 PM