October 29, 2007

Recipe for a Pissed Off Tammi

1 phone call at 4:00am on a Monday

Add in an indignant email copying all sorts of folks.

Flavor that email with phrases like "do your job" and "I NEED..."

Send that email at 4:13am.

Then don't answer your phone when I call you back 15 minutes later.

After mixing well, making sure to avoid coffee (for additional flavor) remove from heat and serve.

Congratulations! You have just created what some folks call a Shit Storm.

There is no way in this world for me to tell you how angry I am at this moment. I'm on my first cup of coffee. The email this ass wipe sent has STEAM rising from it when you open it, No FACTS, just ignorant finger pointing and such. NOW the F*cker isn't answering his phone. Probably thought he could get away with this because it was only 4:00am in Chicago. HA! I DON'T SLEEP!!! I only SELL mattresses, I don't actually USE them. Gotcha!

Posted by Tammi at October 29, 2007 04:26 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Oh I pity the fool (to quote Mr. T, during his A-Team days...did that just date me?!). He knows not what he has done.

I'm not even going to tell this idiot to serpentine, just to stand still. It'll get the beating over with faster that way.

Posted by: Lee Ann at October 29, 2007 08:31 AM

I feel sorry for this guy.... yikes!

Let me know if anyone gets killed.

Posted by: Chuck Adkins at October 29, 2007 01:31 PM

Honey, let me know if you need bail money.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at October 30, 2007 03:08 AM

"I don't actually USE them"
-- I have a picture that begs to differ.... But the money on the pillow wasn't for napping.... :evil laugh:

Posted by: _Jon at October 30, 2007 08:02 AM
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