October 11, 2007

Disappearing Act

So I got home last night. Not really late, but dark.

I was up early this morning. WAY early. Went outside, walked a bit, nice......

About 15 minutes ago I took the trash to the curb. I'm standing there, smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone when I realized......something was different.

Something was different about my house.

My yard.

HEY!! Where's that big tree on the corner of the lot???? It was there Monday when I left.

It sits right in the front yard, almost in the very corner, by the road.

It's a big damned tree.

Or, at least it WAS a big damned tree.

It's gone.

Gone.

Huh........how the HELL did I miss that?!?!!

Posted by Tammi at October 11, 2007 11:19 AM | TrackBack
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Gone... stump and all? Nice of them to notify you that a tree was being butchered! Sorry; I love trees.
Not a hugger, just a lover. ;)

Posted by: pam at October 11, 2007 12:41 PM

Tammi,
One less tree that can fall over on your house.

Thinking positive here.

Posted by: Jerry at October 11, 2007 01:16 PM

What? And no one left you a note?

Villains!

Posted by: at October 11, 2007 01:46 PM

Hmmm, when was the last time they resurfaced or widened the road?

Just a little happy thought for you.

Posted by: Raging Mom at October 11, 2007 04:01 PM

Damn Yankee thieves.

Posted by: Peter at October 12, 2007 02:02 AM

Sorry, I needed firewood, I didn't think you'd mind.

Posted by: Contagion at October 12, 2007 08:28 AM

It was the Squirrel Mafia. Those guys don't play around! When they say, "Lose your house", they ain't kidding!

Posted by: Lee Ann at October 12, 2007 09:08 AM

I hear they've got beavers working for them as their 'muscle'. Be glad you weren't home...could have been ugly.

You know, the whole squirrel protection crew and all. Not a pretty sight. You'd have a hard time passing for a squirrel.

Posted by: Lee Ann at October 12, 2007 09:09 AM

Sorry...gotta do it.

"Well I'm stumped."


BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Is it wrong that I make myself giggle?*

Posted by: Lee Ann at October 12, 2007 01:52 PM
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