July 16, 2007
Lessons
I learned a few lessons over the weekend. And I'm alright with that. Hell, I believe we MUST continue to learn. Everyday. Always.
But, I'm just gonna say this.........I really didn't need so many damned lessons at one time.
So, I'm sure you're asking yourself, what on EARTH is she talking about? Heh. Let me see if I can try and explain.
1) A full pot of black coffee on an empty stomach will MESS YOU UP. Yep. It will. Even me.
2) You cannot put a bunch of stuff down the garbage disposal, then turn it on and not expect one hell of a mess.
3) I now not only know what a pipe wrench looks like, but how to use one.
4) I'm a tad bit stubborn and WAY too proud.
5) I'm also weak as a kitten.
6) My chocolate cheese cake is too chocolaty for me.
Yea, that about covers it. And all of those lessons in one afternoon. Heh. Well, I've always been a multi tasker.
As great as Saturday was, Sunday was almost as aggravating. But......I can say this with all certainty. I will never do two things ever again in my life time.
1) I will never clean out my fridge on a Sunday afternoon again.
2) I will never again put rice and beans down the garbage disposal.
I think that just about covers it.....
Posted by Tammi at July 16, 2007 05:45 AM | TrackBackLOL!!! Well, you sometimes gotta cover the opening over disposal... ;)
Posted by: pam at July 16, 2007 09:47 AMOkay Tammi? The hole in the garbage disposal is that size for a reason...
Posted by: Ogre at July 16, 2007 10:42 AMThink of the garbage disposal as a blender...If you don't cover the top and it's too full, you'll still be finding the mess weeks later and wondering how it got "all the way over there".
Posted by: ktreva at July 16, 2007 12:56 PMROLFMAO! Sorry, but reading the garbage disposal part...all I could picture is a man's voice shouting "INCOMING!" and diving for cover!
Oh, my sides hurt...too funny! bwahahahahaha
;)