June 13, 2007
I Coulda Been A Millionaire
I swear, I've GOT to start paying more attention.
Laughing Wolf points to THIS story over at Michelle Malkin's place.
Then goes on to say pretty much what *I* think about that whole situation.
Well, except for the fact, that YET AGAIN, I missed the boat. If someone, like a damned JUDGE, can sue for $54 MILLION dollars over a pair of lost pants, simply because the cleaners have a sign that says "Satisfaction Guaranteed" then I should be a Millionaire about a hundred times over.
First, just because of all the dry cleaning I've had screwed up over the years. And folks - with my clothes? I got a shitload of dry cleaning.
And there are all the car washes/detailers I've taken the cars to. I mean I cannot TELL you how distressing it is when there's a smudge on my windshield. It's horrific!!
Oh, and what about those restaurants that promise "The Nation's Best...." what ever their specialty is? Huh? We shouldn't let them off the hook either. If you're tellin' me you make the best country fried steak in the country, it damned well better knock my socks off!!
For cryin' out loud. This is all just flat out ridiculus. And a JUDGE?!?!?!
I'm with you LW. Only, I think, to compensate for the undue trauma this whole story has caused, they should put the damned bitchslappin' on YouTube so everyone can watch!!!! Either that, or that idiot judge owes me a couple million.
Posted by Tammi at June 13, 2007 06:26 AM | TrackBackBut Tammi, those weren't just any pants. Those were his lucky pants. And he had wanted to wear them to a new bench or interview or something special.
Doncha feel so sorry for him now?
The poor grown up throwing a 2-year-old's temper tantrum.