June 05, 2007

Where?

Ohio. I'm going to Ohio today.

And I don't have a secretary to call to make sure.

I *AM* meeting my boss for the flight, but seriously? He's as bad as I am.

Ohio. I'm going to Ohio.

It's just til tomorrow night. However - no laptop yet. You know what THAT means! Y'all are on your own for a couple of days. Oh, I have no doubt you'll do just fine without my daily drivel. But, you know my ego just begs for me to apologize. :-)

I'm off to meet my new teammates. And learn the technical side of this company I've pledged myself to.

So I'm off. To Ohio.

Wish me luck!

Posted by Tammi at June 5, 2007 05:12 AM | TrackBack
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COMMENT PARTY! Since blog-momma is away, let the children play!

*fishing in back of deep closet* Look! I found Harvey's blow-up sheep! Why are they still wearing lip gloss? *shudder* And the inflatable pool is still here, wonder where we can get the jello from? They won't let us back in that store after last time.

And the bungee cords to hang the Blue Man Group is right where we left it. Cool! Alright kids, who else wants to get this party started?! I'll get the jukebox plugged in. We need to make a run to the liquor store, who's up for a party?! Tequilla Sunrise is perfect for the morning and I can make some mean bloody mary's! (Pays to marry the bartender!)

Posted by: Lee Ann at June 5, 2007 07:14 AM

Good luck, Tammi!

Oh, no. If Harvey's coming, that means Reddi-wip! ;)

Posted by: pam at June 5, 2007 07:27 AM

I have the mandatory 50 gallons of Chocolate and 50 gallons of Butterscotch pudding... but I brought the swimming pool to put it in as well this time. Ladies have fun, don't mind making a mess and just ignore the flashes.

Posted by: Contagion at June 5, 2007 07:31 AM

Ohio?

Posted by: at June 5, 2007 07:42 AM

Hey! Is that tapioca?...

Wait... no it's not...

Ewwww....

Posted by: Harvey at June 5, 2007 08:07 AM

This Paradise is sure a pretty place...darn shame by the time we get done. But that's what a housewarming is all about right? We need to find Quality Weenie, she knows the best fire departments to call! We luv firemen!

Contagion - if you want the girls to get into that pool, you're going to have to clean it first...and licking does not count.

I've got the jello for the other kiddie pool, good to have options.

OOooh! Lewk! Tequilla! Whose up for shooters?! Fire up that jukebox boys! The midgets are supposed to arrive by 10 and the flamingo squad is supposed to "decorate" the front yard before noon. I put a rush on it.

*Lines up glasses on bar and pours shots* Whose ready for a beverage?!

Posted by: Lee Ann at June 5, 2007 08:37 AM

Me! Me! Me! I wanna shot. *ahh* *smacks lips*

And I've already called the hunky fireman...you know we're gonna need them!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 5, 2007 09:03 AM

Mrs Who! It's so lovely to finally meet you! Here *handing shot glass* have another! Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Love your choice in firemen...yummy! I say we get the hose out and have a wet fireman contest! They can help Contagion get the pool cleaned and get that jello to setup.

Mmmm, firemen and hoses...lots of ways for this to go wrong! Oh look! The flamingos arrive. Oops, they were supposed to be plastic. *Watching where stepping* Well, it'll be good for the grass.

Who ordered the sheep?! Harvey?!

Posted by: lee ann at June 5, 2007 09:21 AM

Unloads the slip-n-slide and readdi whip::

Alrighty then - who's up first??

Posted by: Richmond at June 5, 2007 09:25 AM

Walks in with Jello Shots and Mortar

Who's up for some Extreme Jell-o Shots.

(BLAM)

Uh, sorry about the ceiling.

Posted by: Contagion at June 5, 2007 10:52 AM

Since Mrs Who already took care of getting the firemen I called the Marines in.

Now who wants to play climb the Marine?

Line starts behind me ...

Posted by: Quality Weenie at June 5, 2007 11:16 AM

I say we play checkers with the marines and the fireman. New definition of "King Me" or "Jump Me"!

Richmond, let's move the slip n' slide over here, it'll be easier to go into the basement. We're filling it up with redi-whip. (We needed the space for the sheep.)

And just out of curiosity, *pulling item from under Tammi's bed* anyone know how you even FIND a life size bondage bear like this?! She had the poor guy strapped to the underside of the bed frame.

Oh wait, I recognize that outfit. That was from Harvey's last party! She must have stolen it from TNT. Let's play *cracks whip* giddy up!

Posted by: Lee Ann at June 5, 2007 11:32 AM

*ding dong*

I'll get it!! *opens door*

It's a cute FedEx guy!! I just love those brown shorts. *Pulls him in and slams door behind him*

And what did he brings us? *Rips open box*

Hmmm, handcuffs, duct tape, and feathers??

Must be for Harvey!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 5, 2007 12:13 PM

Did someone say feathers?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at June 5, 2007 12:20 PM

You'd gotta admit *opening large closet door* T does keep a well stocked bar for just such social occassions!

Hmm, this looks like its expensive. Who wants a drink?! Someone get that silly iPod to stop skipping, it's making my head hurt. *drops it on floor* Oops! Well, that takes care of that. Now where was that pirate kit I sent her for the silly thing. We'll just tell her its in disguise.
*Open drawer for pirate kit and finds naughty french maid outfit and naughty nurse* Oooh! Lewkit! COSTUMES!

I vote Harvey for the French Maid! Someone grab him before he gets away. Camera's at the ready people! Cameras at the ready!

Posted by: lee ann at June 5, 2007 01:29 PM

Someone give that delivery guy a drink, he looks like a scared rabbit.

QW, I don't think the Marines are supposed to do pushups like that *cocking head to the side*, but if it works for you...go with it! *sends drink her way*

Now where did those fireman disappear to? Mrs Who, I think those boys need a drink! And ask them to leave the sheep alone. That's just not right!

Posted by: lee ann at June 5, 2007 01:31 PM

I hate to crash a party, but I DID bring a gallon each of Apple Pie and Stump Lifters.

And pineapple slices.

For the ring toss.

Posted by: Raging Mom at June 5, 2007 01:55 PM

Raging mom, I don't think were gonna need any stump lifters with all these Marines and Firemen around ....

*giggles*

Posted by: Quality Weenie at June 5, 2007 02:45 PM

Oh you might be surprised! It's what we like to call Rock Island Ice Tea.

But we'll definitely need the firemen and Marines for the pineapple ring toss.

Posted by: Raging Mom at June 5, 2007 03:03 PM

The firemen are over here with me. I brought a slip and slide. GRIN

Posted by: vw bug at June 5, 2007 04:21 PM

These firemen need to be treated real good. All of us Floridians really need to thank them proper like.

Who's up for body shots?

Posted by: sticks at June 5, 2007 04:28 PM

Sure... I got Richmond's slip and slide... no reason why we can't do body shots on the move!

Posted by: vw bug at June 5, 2007 04:52 PM

slip and shots!

Posted by: sticks at June 5, 2007 05:19 PM

I can hear it now... "Why, NO, Mr. Police Officer. We are NOT drunk and disorderly. Well, ok, maybe not disorderly. Ummm. No. You really don't need to call in the SPCA. They are just being REALLY affectionate...."

Posted by: Lemon Stand at June 5, 2007 05:27 PM

Opens *another* can of pneapple rings

Hey - is anybody keeping score?? And RM - more apple pie, please!! That's my kind of desert!

Posted by: Richmond at June 5, 2007 05:33 PM

*slides in with noobie firemen*

*passes out assless chaps to hunky firemen*

NICE!!

Posted by: oddybobo at June 5, 2007 06:06 PM

*Ding Dong!*

Who is it?

Pool Man

But we don't have a pool...

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Helllloooo Ladies....

Posted by: RSM at June 5, 2007 06:10 PM

Lee Ann, I'm not one to come between a man and his sheep...

And LemonStand, just invite the cute police men in...they can demonstrate how to use the handcuffs!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 5, 2007 06:40 PM

Mrs. Who, grab the other end of this limbo pole.

Okay, the hunky fireman in the assless chaps is first.

"How low can you go"

Posted by: sticks at June 5, 2007 06:46 PM

*grabs pole*

Sticks: How low can we go??? That's what this party is all about! To boldly go low, where only the BE family has gone before!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 5, 2007 06:53 PM

Is a pirate costume supposed to have 2 eye patches?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at June 5, 2007 07:34 PM

Hey - good morning y'all! I brought donuts. Anyone in the mood to play a little more ring toss??

And hey - what did y'all do with Harvey?? He's gone missing! Oh well... We'll have to make do with the firemen and that hunky Pool Guy! Niiiiiice!

Posted by: Richmond at June 6, 2007 07:58 AM

Whoa! Who's gonna clean up this mess??

OR should we just start over again?

*grabs mason jar and Apple Pie*

Posted by: Raging Mom at June 6, 2007 08:03 AM

The mess is for the mistress of the house . . .

If you need me, I'll be in this closet, with these hunky firemen! Yowza!

Posted by: oddybobo at June 6, 2007 08:09 AM

*pulls up with a Greyhound Bus filled with an endless stream of firemen for Tammi

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at June 6, 2007 08:46 AM

Maybe I'm missing something...
What exactly am I supposed to be tossing these pineapple rings at?

Oh, and I forgot my swimsuit to wear on the slip-n-slide, and I don't wanna get my clothes wet or full of Reddi-Whip.
Any suggestions?

Posted by: Roses at June 6, 2007 08:59 AM

*takes the two pirate eye-patches from ArmyWifeToddler Mom and hands them to Roses *

Maybe you can use these?

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 6, 2007 02:31 PM

Roses, I do not know you well enough to explain the pineapple ring toss, but I'm sure something will COME UP to make it self-explanatory.

*blush*

Posted by: Raging Mom at June 6, 2007 03:17 PM

Thanks for the eye patches. Kinda small, but I can smoosh.
About those pineapple rings, I suppose I should stop using them as beverage garnish...

Hey, have you guys seen the guest room? It's on the way to the bathroom, just one post below here... It's the small room with a black iron bed and wood floors.
You can wipe off the Reddi-Whip on the bedspread.

Posted by: Roses at June 6, 2007 03:35 PM

I'll get a fireman for you Roses. He'll help you get the Reddi-Whip off.

*hey-bring the firehoses in here*

Posted by: sticks at June 6, 2007 07:48 PM

Hello? HELLO!!! What The Hell?!?!?!?!?

Oh yeah........y'all ROCK! But I'm gonna need those Marines to stay and help me clean up.

Yeah, I'll start with a nice long hot steamy shower. Any of you boys willin' to help? :-)

A comment party! I feel so loved!

Posted by: Tammi at June 6, 2007 08:40 PM

Oh Crap she's home.

*everybody run*

Posted by: sticks at June 6, 2007 08:45 PM

*Walks in, slips on something, and stares, slack-jawed*

*blink*

*Turns around, stepping carefully past... (Is that tapioca? Nevermind - I don't want to know!) and closes the door, leaving quickly*

So that explains Mrs. Who's - ahem - overt behavior and her "find the phaser" suggestion... I've never seen grown men seek cover with the sheep before... And was that glitter lip-gloss those sheep were wearing?

*shudder*

I'll never eat pineapple again!

Posted by: Bitterroot at June 6, 2007 08:55 PM

Dammit. I missed all the fun!


Tammi ~ are the Marines in dress blues??? I'll try not to drool on the wood floors.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at June 7, 2007 02:23 PM
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