March 12, 2007
Not QUITE How I Meant It....
To explain this post a bit I should tell you we just got new "sensored" paper towel dispensers. You know, the kind you have to wave your hand in front of before you can get to the paper.
Actual conversation in Women's bathroom at work this morning:
Tammi: (after 5 or 6 "swipes" in front of dispenser) Damn it. This is as bad as when I was married and had to beg my husband for a little.
Co-Worker:
Tammi: yeah, probably should have used a different analogy, huh?
Co-Worker: Yeah. Probably.
Posted by Tammi at March 12, 2007 10:18 AM | TrackBackI hate those damned things, and the bastards that invented 'em are second on my list right after blog spammers... Good god almighty, by the time you shake your hands in front of those things long enough to get enough "towel" out of 'em to dry off with, you're hands are freakin' air dried...
I figured out how to work the system in our place though. The put a separate on for midgets right next to the real one in our head, so they're both 'bout right side by side but one is six inches lower then the other... Hey, two dispensers, two hands, use 'em both. That savin' money on paper towels idea just went right out with the trash 'cause now I probably use 50% more then I would have if I just could've pulled the damned lever a couple times... plus, I'm soakin' 'em in battery costs...
Posted by: RedNeck at March 12, 2007 09:50 PM