January 23, 2007
Where *ARE* Those Damned Cameras?
I got this email yesterday and laughed my ass off. I swear, I've heard a few of these in my lifetime.
My friends used to say I'm a redneck magnent. No matter where I went, I seemed to find 'em. Really, the stories I could tell you........
Anyway - I had to share these with you.
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... the best for last! My favourite
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
So tell me? Any of those sound familiar to YOU?
Hey! That's my cheat sheet. How'd you get that?
Posted by: og at January 23, 2007 07:11 AMThems sound purdy good. Ya mind if'n I try some o them out?
Posted by: Ogre at January 23, 2007 03:06 PMShit, (rolls eye's)...
Now I know how that caveman on the geico commercials feels... That one with his shrink is pretty funny now.
Posted by: RedNeck at January 23, 2007 05:53 PMIf I said "No, I've never heard one of these lines" would you believe me? :)
Posted by: ktreva at January 23, 2007 10:42 PM