January 19, 2007
Cocktails With Martha
Holy Shit!
I'm movin' in a different circle now!!!
I just found out I (and about 1,000 other folks) will be having cocktails with Martha Stewart next Sunday. How 'bout them apples?
Now this should, if nothing else, be the best blogfodder I've come across in forever. And I will even attempt to get my picture taken with Ms. Martha, just for shits and giggles.
But how funny is that? I would NEVER have thought THIS would happen.
Good thing one of my best friends has often been called the Hot Martha Stewart. If these two are the least bit alike, this could be REAL interesting!
Damn, what does one wear to a Martha Stewart event?
Posted by Tammi at January 19, 2007 11:23 AM | TrackBackprison orange and shackles? *snicker*
Sounds like blogfodder! Can't wait!
Posted by: oddybobo at January 19, 2007 12:43 PMYou can do a compare and contrast between the evil Martha and the not so bad Red Hot Martha...
;)
Posted by: T1G at January 19, 2007 01:14 PMI have a jail house orange sweater if you want to borrow it.
Oh and be a smartass and ask for a stock tip..
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at January 19, 2007 02:18 PMBe careful! Martha may be a "domestic diva," but she's done hard time, and she probably knows how to use a shank. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on her.
Posted by: NE at January 19, 2007 02:45 PMOh this is fantastic!! :-) I would say wear a great wrap dress and some killer boots. I can't wait to hear about it!
Posted by: Richmond at January 19, 2007 02:56 PMhehehe. Imagine. The Anti Craft meets Martha Stewart.
Richmond - I have a purple wrap dress that should be perfect! Great idea.
AW - I forgot about your jailhouse orange sweater! That'd be perfect.
Posted by: Tammi at January 19, 2007 03:04 PMOh dammit, you beat me to it. I was going to say the Anti-Craft meets the Craft Goddess, a show down for sure.
I bet she gets some wierd vibes from you and maybe will craft a cross from carrot sticks and twine to keep you away.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at January 19, 2007 04:34 PMYou wear something you made yourself of course...I have a Laura Ingalls style pilgram dress you can borrow.....HA HA HA
Posted by: Carmen at January 19, 2007 08:06 PMYou know Carmen, your Mom suggested the same thing. Yeah, thanks but no thanks. You two are evil. Family, but evil!
Posted by: Tammi at January 19, 2007 10:29 PMIsn't she dating Charles Simonyi? He's the guy who wrote microsoft word and is currently paying for a trip to space, also a blogger too. Way cool, my wife could use some tips from her, heh heh
Posted by: Sean at January 19, 2007 10:52 PMWould it be uncool of you to ask Martha to compare tattoos? And I had no idea AWTM was considered the blogosphere's "Hot Martha Stewart"?
Posted by: Sgt Hook at January 20, 2007 01:16 AMHmmmm. Sounds like you have the dress down, but accessorizing is everything. How about a nice ankle bracelet??? *G*
Posted by: Laughing Wolf at January 20, 2007 07:29 AMSomething from the Jacqueline Smith Collection at K-Mart?
Oh and make sure you wear something loose so y'all can compare prison tattoos.
Just, you know, don't take hold of her out-turned pocket this time.