December 14, 2006
Why, Thank You
There's a girl at work who is a tad bit overwhelmed. Bless her heart, she's really getting a bit of a raw deal right now.
Anyway, I check on her every now and again just to kind of keep her focused and help her remember to laugh every once in a while. It helps.
The other day I ran into her in the hallway and asked how she was doing.
Her reply?
"I need to come sit in your office for a while and take Bitch Lessons."
I took that as a compliment. Oh yes I did.
Later that same day, I was trying to work with someone on a line-up for a new customer. Finally, after much frustration from trying to get them to think of things in a different light I blurt out "Listen. I don't care about the craft retailers. Do Not Care. I, am the Anti-Craft."
Right about that time, my friend comes walking around the corner and laughingly says - See. I told you. Bitch lessons.
Yep. High Praise Indeed.
Posted by Tammi at December 14, 2006 05:23 AM | TrackBackA line I stole a long tome ago would be perfect for this (obviously change the "man" to "woman" unless you want some REALLY strange looks)
"I'm not an unfeeling man... I'm an uncaring man... I feel bad that I don't care..."
Posted by: Graumagus at December 14, 2006 12:29 PMGreat your the Anti-Craft and you hand around with Jeebus ...
Is this a sign of the Apocolyspe?
Posted by: Quality Weenie at December 14, 2006 01:48 PMThis cries out for a logo of some sort...
Posted by: Harvey at December 15, 2006 11:23 AMAnother one I like to use is "I'd love to help you with that but I seem to be fresh out of give-a-shit at the moment"
Posted by: Graumagus at December 15, 2006 12:36 PM