November 16, 2006
It's easy...
Yesteray I was just flat out hungry. Woke up hungry, and by lunch time I thought I was gonna pass out if I didn't get something to eat, and quick.
But, yes there was a catch, I wanted a hot lunch. Yogart wasn't going to be enough. I wanted a hot lunch. And it needed to include melted cheese.
I don't know 'bout y'all but I'm in Chicago, wanting a hot lunch that includes melted cheese - the first thing that popped into my mind was....Pizza.
So - I ordered a large thin crust cheese pizza to share with the girls in the office that wanted some.
Finally - after what seemed like forEVER the buzzer at the front door rang. I was in a meeting in my office, heard the buzzer and FLEW out the door. I think I scared the guy from purchasing. Oh well, I did offer him some pizza.
The gentleman delivery the pizza was a "playa" - that is for sure. This guy had been doin' something that requires public interaction for a very long time. Know how I know? It was easy. It was evident in the first line out of his mouth.
"My God, you're beautiful".
Hot pizza and a compliment like that? Yeah - that guy got a $10 tip. On a $12 pizza.
THAT'S a charming liar.
Posted by Tammi at November 16, 2006 05:11 AM | TrackBackPlaya meets Sucka.
Posted by: Jerry at November 16, 2006 08:58 AM*takes notes*
Posted by: Harvey at November 16, 2006 09:05 AMi'm a sucker too
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 16, 2006 09:10 AMThat was hilarious. God, was he brazen. And effective.
Posted by: Donnah at November 16, 2006 02:56 PMHe was probably just being truthful.
Posted by: csason at November 16, 2006 04:15 PM