Ok folks - I fully admit.....I am stumped.
I'm finishing up my books for my reps and need some "creative guidance". That would be where you come in.
Let me give you some background.
My company has 15 Independent Sales Reps that work for us. 1 is international and he reports directly to the VP. 1 handles the "big boys" and stays with whom ever is running those accounts. 1 handles the other "big boys" and reports to our National Account Director. 1 works closely with another sales manager on a certain account. That leaves 11.
They belong to me.
Now they all work on their own - hence the term Independent Rep. Duh (sorry). My job is to motiviate and bring them together as a team. Well, that and get them to sell a hell of a lot more product, but that goes without saying.
I'm good at the motivating, I can build a team - what I can't do right now is think of a "name" for this team. I'm not a hoocky kinda gal. And I just hate those stupid games so many companies play. BUT - I've got to get them to start thinking of working together. Without that, my plans for next year might as well be a pile of horse shit.
For the books that I'm putting together for this meeting I need a cover page. On that cover page I'd like to introduce our name and logo. The logo will then go on the hats I'll order for them, the shirts, the pens - you get the idea. So I want something that a grown man wouldn't be embarrassed to explain about if he gets asked.
My only idea right now is The A Team. But that just leads me to that stupid line "I pity the fool..." and while I can finish that one easy, it's a little more negative than I'm looking for.
So - got any ideas? For a name, you can throw a catch line in to if you want and hell - I'll even take suggestions on a logo. I'm kicking myself that I didn't think about needing this until tonite. Thank Gott most of the work is already done. I can throw this together in a flash.
But first - I need ideas.......
I'll make it worth your while.......
UPDATED: 5:00am 10/4/06: Got some great suggestions but there's still time. We have until noon central time today. Thanks!!!!
Tammi,
You will love this, I am sitting here reading this to DH...his reccomendations
-The Sticker Bitches
-The Falcons
-Shit Storm (with lightening Bolt s's)
-Foam-ec
He's just tryin' for some free stickers! ;-)
So what? Dora or Diego? Maybe a bucket of sponge bob???
Sticker Bitches!! Damn, funny stuff. No. But funny!!!
Posted by: Tammi at October 3, 2006 08:35 PMOceans Eleven? Dirty Dozen?
Posted by: Sgt Hook at October 3, 2006 09:31 PMMasters of Merchandising?
The Road Warriors?
Knights of the Bargaining Table? (the logo should have swords.. guys dig swords...)
Or you could still go with "The A-Team" but use Hannibal Smith's catchphrase "I love it when a plan comes together"
Posted by: Graumagus at October 4, 2006 01:52 AMProbably too late but 'my' idea, although not exactaly original, is for "Warriors of the Road" (The Warriors for short) using 60's street gang or biker jacket style for the graphics. I would include something either exclusive to your industry or generic like a cell and laptop for the pix area of the logo.
Posted by: AC at October 4, 2006 03:23 AMFirst thought I had was "Road Warriors", since they're out on the road selling.
I'll have to put my thinking cap on for some others.
Posted by: Lee Ann at October 4, 2006 07:26 AMSticker Bitches!!! I vote sticker bitches!
Ok, how about stickerlicious or friendly foamies or . . .
Ok, I got nuthin!
Posted by: oddybobo at October 4, 2006 08:04 AMMustangs - always first at the finish line - logo horse
Warriors - Never beaten - logo man in soldier garb
The Closers - No challenge to big
Scouts - finding opptys everywhere- man w/binoculars
Acers - the art of the deal's is our thing - letter A
Posted by: michele at October 4, 2006 08:15 AMThe Cabal
The Covenant
The Kindred
The Alliance
The Consortium
(read a vampire book last night)
Blackfinger
Doctor Dealgood
Aunt Entity
Rockastansky...
wait... those are names from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome...
Stuck up bitches
Pine Fresh Scents
$
The Commissioners
Tammi's Totally Terriffic Team!
The Squad
yeah, I got nothing either...
Posted by: rsm at October 4, 2006 08:25 AMI would go with a Chipmunk/squirrel theme.
Posted by: Mike D. at October 4, 2006 11:09 AMThe Eradicators
Posted by: Armywifetoddlermom at October 4, 2006 11:45 AMOddy - Foamies is my competitor. ;-) Probably won't pick that one, just so you know.....
Posted by: Tammi at October 4, 2006 11:55 AM