August 29, 2006

Another Day. Another Joke

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

**Damn - I've got me some funny friends!!! Recieved this one via email

Posted by Tammi at August 29, 2006 05:04 AM | TrackBack

What's sad...

you could go into Wal-Mart today and find at least 5 people to use that on.

Posted by: Sissy at August 29, 2006 06:54 AM
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