I'm different this trip. Very different.
Now, let me start out by saying, I haven't had an issue with air travel at all. I was on a plane shortly after 9/11 and have flown many MANY times since then. No issues.
This time? Huh. Monday night I had nightmares. Serious nightmares. In my dream they were flying the plane into downtown Chicago. I knew what was happening so I made 2 calls. One was to make SURE someone knew I really cared. The other was to a friend. My first words were (surprisingly enough) "This is what I'm gonna need for you to do..." and then I proceeded to make sure she understood who to call and let them know I was thinking of them. Then I hung up the phone and woke up.
Never, never in my life have I had dreams like this. It really shook me up.
So anyway - I really paid attention in the terminal yesterday. Looking at my fellow passangers. One guy really caught my attention. By himself. No baggage what so ever. VERY clean shaven. Fit the "profile", if you know what I mean. And just sitting there - staring at people and mumbling. Really made me nervous. As they started to board they announced this flight was actually flying on to LA. LOVELY. It's an airbus. A little twinge at the back of my neck. So I'm one of the last passangers on. I'm watching everyone as they board.
All of a sudden there is a rukus at the gate. Another gentleman, who also fits the "profile" throwing a fit because he can't carry on his bottle of Snapple. Swearing he didn't have any issue on an earlier flight. They were NOT letting this guy carry this stuff on the plane. Period. But he sure did show his ass.
As I finally boarded I made sure I knew where both of these guys were sitting. (Like I could have done anything anyway) As we started down the runway I prayed. Then I just sat back and knew it was all out of my control.
The funny part of the trip was watchin' the "hook-ups". I've never noticed before, but I saw one couple that met in the terminal - cause I was sitting by them as they introduced themselves - head to the john and join the Mile High Club. WTF?!?! Oh well, what ever floats your boat, I guess. Then there was another couple across the aisle, lip locked for the entire flight. There may have been more goin' on, but they had the decency to ask for a blanket. I just felt bad for the old lady sitting in the row with them.
I felt like I was on the flying version of the Love Boat - for cryin' out loud.
Anyway - I will admit I've never been so damned happy to be anywhere as I was when we landed. Holy Cow. What a trip!!!
Posted by Tammi at August 16, 2006 09:29 AM | TrackBackTammi,
Weird dreams. Pretty funny about all the love connections on your flight. That'll never happen to me. I can't stay awake on a plane. But I'm sure I look debonair with my head leaning against the window with my mouth hanging wide open snoring.
were there drums on this flight?
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at August 16, 2006 02:02 PMI would have made sure one of the flight crew knew about my observations of the "persons of interest". Just so they could keep an eye on those persons also.
And that guy with the snapple, why did they even let him on the plane? His ass should have been sent packing, or in the least a nice chat with security personnel.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at August 16, 2006 03:18 PMOiy...those are some really strange dreams. I'm just glad you made it safe and sound. Hope you are doing well.
Posted by: Moogie at August 16, 2006 04:41 PM"...they had the decency to ask for a blanket. I just felt bad for the old lady sitting in the row with them."
She wasn't in the center seat, was she?
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 16, 2006 06:53 PMROFL... With the lip-locked couple, you should have pulled out your camera phone and told them you were going to write them up on your blog and needed a picture. *grin* Bet that would've dampened things a bit.
As for the guy with no luggage - he probably checked it and was muttering cause he was pissed. ;-)
Posted by: Teresa at August 16, 2006 07:07 PMWow. I've never been on a flight where people were lip locked or doing the deed! Good Lord!
Posted by: Bou at August 16, 2006 10:04 PMWas ALL of this in your dream? I have never seen/heard of anyone trying for mile-high or screwing in the seats! WOW!
Posted by: allicadem at August 17, 2006 12:10 AM*snicker* mile-high club *snicker*
Posted by: oddybobo at August 17, 2006 08:40 AMI never seem to be on the right flights I guess. I have never seen anything like that! DAMN! Guess I'll have to get a better seat or something to catch the action! LOL!
Posted by: Chuck at August 17, 2006 02:57 PM