May 25, 2006

Win-Win-Win Solution

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Take the dirt from the moat and use it raise the levees in New Orleans.

Put those man eating Florida alligators in the moat.



Now. . . , any other problems you want me to solve?


**UPDATE: I was so outta sorts yesterday I forgot to mention I got this in an email. But - it's probably better that I do it now - because I would have credited the wrong Email anyway. Thanks Carmen!

Posted by Tammi at May 25, 2006 03:13 PM
Comments

http://www.jumbojoke.com/a_winwinwin_situation_713.html

Posted by: plagiarist at May 25, 2006 06:05 PM

o0o0o0o! I like it!

As a matter of fact, I have a bunch of idiots I work with and I can't fire them. suggestions?

Posted by: ktreva at May 25, 2006 08:02 PM

Hmmmm. I have a few problems, people, would love suggestions. We can start with how to best deal with a cowardly ass...

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at May 25, 2006 09:24 PM

Oh that was great! I have some here... remember Jewelry man? I want you to help me rid S. FL of all of his relation.

Posted by: Bou at May 25, 2006 09:50 PM

What would you do without my blog fodder.....

;)

Posted by: Carmen at May 26, 2006 07:29 AM

Carmen - I thought that was S. Sorry darlin'.

Posted by: Tammi at May 26, 2006 07:37 AM

Aw hell, it may have been, but I was just teasin' you anyway....

:)

Posted by: Carmen at May 26, 2006 11:12 AM

And use illegals to dig the moat.

Posted by: Ogre at May 26, 2006 01:01 PM