May 22, 2006
Larry's Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would a CPA get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
His answer?
1. I like to watch my money grow.
2. Once in a while I like to play with my money.
3. I like how money feels in my hand.
4. Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital
#4 is the reason I got *mine* :-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 22, 2006 02:02 PMhehehe... the wife would kill me.
Posted by: Contagion at May 22, 2006 08:45 PMROFL
Posted by: sage at May 22, 2006 09:49 PM