I hate 2faced, backstabbing assholes. You know what? If I don't like you I don't pretend that I do. Oh....I'm not nasty (in a professional setting) but I don't act like I like you. And it takes everything I have NOT to just slap down that stupid SOB that thinks he can play that on me.
Let me explain....
There is someone at work that just hates me. And I'm alright with that. Really - I don't like him so it's no big deal. The funny thing is, he's a "player" - always trying to figure out how to manipulate people, always looking for that angle. (I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!) He can't figure me out. He's always trying to push buttons or work his crap and he just can't make me jump. You know why? He's got nothin' I want. Not one thing. Nope. He means nothing to me. He is less than nothing.
It's making him crazy.
I've heard (from the horse's mouth..becareful - voices echo in the bathroom....)that I'm worthless. I'm a drama queen. Pretty much wasted space on the team.
Oh....REEEAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY.
So...I just get a phone call from him, just now. He called to tell me what a great job I did on my presentations - what a crock that is, and I know it. AND how far I've progressed in the past 90 days! WTF?!?! How the hell would he know!! I NEVER have a damned thing to do with him.
THEN....as if that weren't enough.......he tells me what a benefit my training manual is and how much he appreciates it. **insert rolling eyes**
THEN...asks how my life is. How is my mother? Am I getting a chance to enjoy myself?
If you think for one moment I'm gonna give him a straight answer - hell any answer that isn't Oh It's Just Wonderful - then you obviously don't know me.
And I just found out he posted for the new Territory Manager position. Shit - this SOB could be my boss. Ever hear that phrase Out of the fying pan into the fire. Hell.....that would be like going from a tanning both to standing on the flippin' sun!!!
Posted by Tammi at February 4, 2005 10:54 AMSo...you have your resume ready yet?
Posted by: Ogre at February 4, 2005 01:43 PMI think there is some writing on the wall here... resume, resume, resume.
Posted by: vw bug at February 4, 2005 06:46 PMActually, I'm thinking more like "redrum, redrum, redrum", but that's probably just me :-)
Posted by: Harvey at February 5, 2005 03:02 PM