December 14, 2004

Help Is On The Way....

Don't worry Ogre! We'll get you some help buddy.

In case ya'll are wondering WTF I'm talking about - let me try to explain.

It all started with this post, where Harvey linked to the Llama song.

Well, that certainly hit a chord with Ogre. He actually changed his blog decor for a while to include Llamas (sorry, didn't get a screen shot of that).

Let's not forget the Llamas kissing.

Then about a month later we found this. Ooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

Now, he has really lost it - IMHO. Ogre, Dude, it's Raindeer. Raindeer, those cute little critters (ok maybe not so little) with antlers, that fly. I'm half afraid that's actually OGRE in the picture.

**speaking in a soft, sing-song voice** It's OK Ogre, I just want to take the llamas to get cleaned, Yeah, that's it. We wanna make them all pretty for Christmas.....No, Stop, Ogre.......NO NOT THE LLAMA SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harvey - I just want you to know I hold you completely responsible for this. **tapping toes, with hands on hips.**

Posted by Tammi at December 14, 2004 08:37 AM
Comments

This is a riot! my children came running from the other room to see what I was listening to!
Thanks!

Posted by: KTreva at December 14, 2004 11:48 AM

Just remember Ogre, don't run away from the guys in the white jackets...run to them. If you run away from them, it only hurts their feelings. And you don't want to do that! ;D

Posted by: Lee Ann at December 14, 2004 01:20 PM

Llama, llama, duck!

Ogre old buddy - you've been concentrating on the llamas - you forgot all about the ducks!!!!

***** ducking and running ******

Posted by: Teresa at December 14, 2004 02:07 PM

I accept full responsibility for the evil I have done.

It's like giving Nine Inch Nails CD's to suicidal teenagers, I tell ya :-P

Posted by: Harvey at December 14, 2004 07:11 PM

I don't need help! I can stop posting llamas any time I want to...I just don't want to. Actually, I'm making a collection. I have Macromedia, too, so I can make my own flash movies, too, you know. I'm just having trouble working on the soundtrack. I'm starting to collect llama noises, but it's just not effective as the whole song. I might take the song and break it into pieces and integrate REAL llama noises into the soundtrack...have you ever heard the sounds llamas make when they mate? You will soon!

As for the Santa picture, do you see any flying? Are there any antlers? Looks like a llama. Sounds like a llama. Smells like a llama. It MUST be a llama! :)

Know what? I saw a REAL llama just the other night! I went to a live nativity scene and the wise men had llamas! I only wish I had a camera with me.

Here's a llama, there's a llama
and another little llama,
fuzzy llama, funny llama,
llama, llama, duck.

llama, llama, cheesecake llama,
tablet, brick, potato, llama,
llama, llama, mushroom, llama,
llama, llama, duck.

I was once a treehouse,
I lived in a cake.
But I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead,
but it told a tale,
and now listen, little child,
to the safety rail.

Did you ever see a llama,
kiss a llama on the llama,
llama's llama tastes of llama
llama, llama, duck.

Half a llama, twice the llama,
not a llama, famer, llama,
llama in a car, alarm a llama
llama duck.

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold

Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now
and become a duck.

Posted by: Ogre at December 15, 2004 08:37 AM

Ogre?

Have I told you lately.....I love the way you make me laugh!! Dude, you are the best!

Posted by: Tammi at December 15, 2004 11:41 AM