November 10, 2004

Just a hit, Dude, really Just a hit!

OK, I screwed up. I forgot to stop at the grocery store last night.

So this morning I get up to make my wimpy coffee (1/2 real, 1/2 decaf) and discover To My Horror there is no regular coffee!!

No Caffine!!

I'm tearing apart the fridge. None, nothing - not even an old Mt. Dew stuck in the back.

Check the pantry....nothing, not even some old grounds to chew on....

No, No, No........I can't take it. My brain will not function. I can't think about anything other than how badly I want, no I NEED, caffine. I can't work on any of my reports because I can't think! Hell, it's taken 15 mins. to just post this!!!

The store doesn't open for another hour. And I'm telling you folks, it won't be a pretty running in for coffee, Marines Corps hat on (Happy Birthday Corps) and what ever I can find to cover myself.........


I wish I had a camera. I know it's not very dignified, but you should see me right now. Just back from the store. Rather than buy a can of coffee and over induldge I just got a cup and will do my regular shopping tonite.

To celebrate the Marine Corps birthday I bought a couple donuts. One applefritter (yummy) and one chocolate frosted cake donut.

The bakers at my Publix love me. I praise them a lot and use them to cater most of my training breakfasts. So they spoil me.

This morning I got the freshest of the fresh donuts. Still warm. Icing melting. Every where.

So I sit at my desk, chocolate covering my face (much like a 1 year old w/their birthday cake) a steaming cup of joe in my favorite mug and a cigarette smokin' in the ashtray. And I promise I have the most self satisfied smirk on my face EVER.

Yeah.....I'm happy now.

Posted by Tammi at November 10, 2004 07:19 AM | TrackBack

Sounds like you handled your caffine crisis well.
Should buy one or two of those little single pot bags of coffee, hide them in the cupboard for emergency. They are vacumned packed so they won't go stale.
Oh yeah.... share them donuts !!!

Posted by: Jovi at November 10, 2004 08:57 AM

Sounds like you might have just had an orgasim?

Hee hee hee

Posted by: Machelle at November 11, 2004 09:03 AM

"chocolate covering my face"

[feels sudden urge to drive to Florida and lick it off]

Posted by: Harvey at November 14, 2004 10:43 AM