October 24, 2004

They Say It's Your Birthday!!

OK - I'm late, I know, but there's been some stuff goin on and...I know. I'm sorry.

Happy Birthday To My BlogBro GEBIV at There's One, Only. His birthday was Saturday the 23rd. And he was kind enough to let us know what to get him. (afraid of all those boobie pictures you might get, Dude?)

He wants bad jokes. Not only that, but he wants bad, CLEAN jokes!! Yeah.

So here you go. Here are a few clean bad jokes just for your birthday.

Our Family History
Dear Abby:

I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
/s/
Sam in California

Dear Sam:

Yes. Run for public office.
/s/
Abby

Family Discipline
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is GOD?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home and hid in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it"

Some One Liners

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
An amish drive-by shooting

Just Plain Bad...

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Posted by Tammi at October 24, 2004 07:55 PM
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