October 12, 2004

This Explains It

I got this email from a friend. It explains so much...............

The Real Story
Rumor has it that Frances was married to Ivan but was having an affair with

Charley. Charley used her and left, and she went looking for him--mad as

heck. Charley swept through Florida quickly while Frances (a woman scorned)

followed close behind taking her time looking everywhere for him.

Ivan (vacationing in the Caribbean) finally got wind of what happened and is

now looking for his wife and Charley. Ivan has vengeance in his heart and

has the whole gulf coast running for the hills.

Actually Ivan was in the Caribbean with Jeanne and she is now "hot for him".

Which is surprising because she just broke her engagement with Karl who is

out looking for both Ivan and Jeanne. Karl's little sister, Lisa, is trying

to keep him out of trouble. Matthew is Lisa's boyfriend who follows her

anywhere.

And the rest of this story is....

( TO BE CONTINUED...)

Posted by Tammi at October 12, 2004 08:32 AM
Comments

I wonder where Nicole fits into all this now...

Posted by: Boudicca at October 12, 2004 11:46 AM

Sounds like a soap opera.
:)

Posted by: Jovi at October 12, 2004 02:31 PM

~Jen~ had this posted over at 'Fair Haired Yet Strangely Unbalanced" today --I thought you'd get a kick out of it...

"The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years.

They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.

Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by being behind a Bush!"

Posted by: ALa71 at October 12, 2004 03:22 PM

Nicole is following me around for some reason...12-14 foot seas, 20-50 kt winds. Oy.

Posted by: Chap at October 13, 2004 01:53 PM