I got this in an email from Mama Vi. Don't know where it originated, but it sure does sound like something she'd say!
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate.
They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.
My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.
Posted by Tammi at September 22, 2004 07:22 PMI prefer the word disturbing to amazing.
If they can track a cow think of what they can do to find you ......
Posted by: BloodSpite at September 22, 2004 08:50 PMIs there any wonder why we all say (and know) that Momma Vi rocks?!
Great point!
Posted by: Lee Ann at September 22, 2004 08:51 PMI am waiting for the day we turn into that movie "minority report" where they scan your damn eyes and personal advertisements and bill reminders pop up and the police know exactly where you are on any given second.
That will be scary.
Posted by: kat-missouri at September 22, 2004 11:28 PMThat is only because the Dairy Farmers keep such meticulous records, not because the government actually does.
So I say let the Farmers run the government.
Posted by: Machelle at September 23, 2004 07:53 AMIn Indiana, to a certain degree, they do! They won't let a Daylight Savings bill pass the State Senate because (and this is 100% true), "it will confuse the cows". This has been their argument for years! And it's worked!
Posted by: Lee Ann at September 23, 2004 08:53 AMAh... that would explain all the befuddled cows in Wisconsin :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 09:21 AM