July 13, 2004

My First Time

You know, I've had a pretty good day over all. Got a chance to meet with a customer for the first time - and I like them. A lot. I think this account will be a lot of fun.

Anyway - I got a little lost coming home. Now, I probably shouldn't admit this out loud on paper/internet but the account is straight down the highway from my home. And I do mean straight down the highway. I turn right on to the highway and go.......straight. Yeah, so getting home shouldn't have been an issue, but I decided to try and find a Staples or Office Depot near by.

So I get done with my calls - man was it a hot bugger out there today! - and head to the house. Get about 5 mins, yes that is minutes and make my decision to find that store. I live out. Way out. So I head towards a town, any town that is NOT Orlando. I drive. I drive. I drive. Next thing I know - I'm in flippin' ORLANDO!! I ended up about 35 miles from my house - about an hour drive given decent traffic conditions. Yeah right, decent traffic conditions in ORLANDO. It's now rush hour and my house is in the same direction all that traffic is headed!! Yikes! The good news there is I've now found a "backway" to Orlando that, while having tons of lights, doesn't have nearly as bad a traffic as I4.

Anyway - head back home. I get here. Fix a little somethin' for dinner and check the old blog. OK - it's still there. Light on comments but that's not that unusual. Check out all the sites on my blogroll - yes folks I read them all at least once a day. OK - check back, a couple new visitors. Cool. Check old site - some people still haven't changed their links, but at least folks are clicking over. Get back to my Site - ohh, new comment. Wow - 3 new comments.

Wait - what's this? Could it be? Why it is!! My first spammer! Oh WOW - TWO. Two in one day! Finally, I get the chance I've been waiting for. Yes folks - I got to ban.

If you've been reading my site at all, you know by now that I have a twisted sense of humor and kinda actually enjoy "smacking" someone that deserves it from time to time. Banning a spam IP is the kind of smacking I enjoy. I'm surprised I didn't say "Take That" when I hit the update button on the ban page. (You can't prove it, you can't - I've had this room swept for bugs - so I KNOW you can't prove it.)

So - to all you that have been here thru my last 4 months - you've shared my trials, tribulations and triumphs. And now - you've shared my first spam. It's a touching moment isn't it? I'm gonna need a cigarette now.

Posted by Tammi at July 13, 2004 08:12 PM
Comments

Oh great! Now how am I gonna find out where I can get the best price on "male enhancement" products? People like you just don't appreciate the important role spammers play in our modern society.

Posted by: Noble Eagle at July 13, 2004 08:31 PM

I'd be more than happy to point him to your place! And hey - never having been a Mom I gotta spoil SOMEONE's fun!

Posted by: Tammi at July 13, 2004 08:37 PM

Tammi,

Maybe I should send you a list of all the IP's that we have had to ban - there are a zillion spammers out there, and they all seem to find us!

I had 12 spam comments on old posts last night. Believe me, you won't feel excited about them for long now that they have discovered you!!

Posted by: Beth at July 14, 2004 06:42 AM

I'm sure Beth - actually I thought of this little "episode" as a Rite of Passage of sorts. Now, I'm gonna install that MT Blacklist and see what I can do to keep them outta here.

Posted by: Tammi at July 14, 2004 06:54 AM

And to think we actually got to witness you popping your spam cherry, awwwwwwww

hee hee hee

Posted by: Machelle at July 14, 2004 07:40 AM

I've gotten 2 spanm comments as well, but I just deleted them. Haven't had any since either. Why do they Love you and not me? (Pooching lower lip out as far as it will go.) Ah well. I guess I'll have to use Enzyte from the TV ads for my male enhancements needs. :)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at July 14, 2004 11:14 AM

I don't mind the spam too much if it's just male enhancement. It's the porn spam that irritates me. It's like they're muscling in on my gig, ya know?

Posted by: Harvey at July 14, 2004 12:37 PM