Read the following slowly to get the full effect.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. (...avoid a bull)
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.
Subdued ...like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines.
Posted by Tammi at July 10, 2004 04:35 AM | TrackBackPrimate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Or, at MY house, the computer :-)
Posted by: Harvey at July 10, 2004 12:06 PMHarvey - I like that! How 'bout these:
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Truer words could not be spoken!!
or
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does - THAT must be how Kerry got those medals!!
sorry - I couldn't resist. The whole drive to Daytona I couldn't wait to get back and actually write those down. I crack myself up!!!!
Posted by: Tammi at July 10, 2004 02:53 PM