OK - that's it. I think I'm gonna have to make it perfectly clear.
I AM NOT A NICE PERSON. I AM NOT MUSHY. I AM NOT SWEET.
There - are we straight with that???
I keep gettin' people tellin' me how "sweet" I am. How nice. I even had someone suggest that my extended entry should be reworded to say "extended mushiness".
Ha! I laugh at you.
It's an act. An act I tell you.
I'm tough, I'm mean, I'm nasty.
I'm that single old lady livin' at the end of your block. The only thing I'm missin' are the cats.
Ok - maybe that's a bit of over kill. But seriously - I'm not all that sweet.
I have a temper. I get mad. I get my feelings hurt. AND I get even.
I have a mouth and a dry sense of humor - and I ain't afraid to use either of them. I've been known to back someone up into a corner, never raising a hand or my voice. And trust me - it wasn't good for them!!
On the flip side of that - if I like you, you know it. I do express my feelings (for the most part) pretty easily. If I say I love you, I mean it. If I tell you that you are important to me, I mean it. If I say I missed you - I mean it.
See a pattern? If I mean it, I say it. If I say it, I mean it. Good or bad. End of discussion.
So - get this through your thick skulls. I. Am. Not. Nice.
Oh, btw can I get you anything? Coke? Tea? Coffee? How 'bout some cobbler? Oh, and that color looks great on you! Come 'ere. Let me give you a hug!!!
Posted by Tammi at March 1, 2006 06:08 AMI'm thinking this must be a case of tough and scraggly on the outside and soft as a twinkie on the outside? :D
Some tea would be nice. Oh, and this outfit? I got it at Belks for 75% off.
Posted by: Moogie at March 1, 2006 06:34 AMYeah, I don't get it. People keep saying I'm nice too.
Stupid bastards :)
Posted by: Graumagus at March 1, 2006 07:16 AMCould be we keep saying you guys are nice because we just don't come into contact with people who really are nice so we have nothing to compare you all to.
;P
Posted by: Machelle at March 1, 2006 07:42 AMAw, you are so sweet, I mean, nah-can't do it! Sweet it is! *backs into a corner, please don't hit me . . .*
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 1, 2006 08:30 AMNobody belives I am mean either. Until they piss me off anyway.
Posted by: Deathknyte at March 1, 2006 10:27 AMand the countdown continues
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at March 1, 2006 12:10 PMThat's so sweet of you to post such nice, personal thoughts about you on your blog!
Me? I don't want people thinking I'm nice because I hate people. If they think I'm nice, they'll want to talk to me and stuff. Then I'd have to talk back -- and I hate people.
Posted by: Ogre at March 1, 2006 01:58 PMHow about swell...you are swell!
Keen?
Oh! don't forget about ducky!
*slinks away*
Posted by: ktreva at March 1, 2006 04:36 PMYep, lots of people think I'm a nice person too.
I hate it.
I think 'cause inside I'm so pissed off it's hard for me to believe peeps can't see that.
hmph
Posted by: _Jon at March 1, 2006 04:40 PM"Extended mushiness..."
That's pretty damn funny, whoever said that!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at March 1, 2006 04:58 PMOkay. You're not sweet... but you are "a delicate fuckin' flower!" :^)
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at March 1, 2006 07:14 PMThankfully, nobody ever accuses me of being nice.
And lives.
Posted by: og at March 2, 2006 05:14 PM