Tammi's World

An Oldie But A Goodie

Got this via email. Made me chuckle.....

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take
their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her
book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't it obvious?!").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.

MORAL OF STORY: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.

Posted by Tammi at February 6, 2006 08:28 AM