November 30, 2005

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams,

"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a shit!!!

Posted by Tammi at November 30, 2005 05:48 AM
Comments

OMG! That is the best!!!!!

Posted by: Carmen at November 30, 2005 06:48 AM

ROFL!!!

Posted by: Ogre at November 30, 2005 09:51 AM

hahaha. The moral of the story; a woman will always manage to interupt a man while he's doing his business.

Posted by: Contagion at November 30, 2005 01:34 PM

Contagion - just so you know - I almost added those very words as a note after the punchline.

Oh No!! I'm thinking like Contagion!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Tammi at November 30, 2005 04:50 PM