November 25, 2005

I'm Gonna Need a Plan

So I want to go out for Breakfast. I cannot begin to tell you how hungry I am this morning. But.....it's gonna take a plan and some serious work.

You see, I've managed to trap myself in my own home. And yes - I'm serious.

Let's see if I can explain. Yesterday, when not napping, I decided to sort though that damned storage room of mine. And I mean seriously sorting through. I started pulling boxes out and putting them everywhere. I put some in the bedroom - now I can't get in there. I piled boxes up in the kitchen - now I can't get to the back door. I have boxes of books piled up in front of the front door. Yep - you got it - can't even get to that pile of boxes, due to the other pile of boxes in the living room to there. I got boxes piled in the bathroom. The only true path in the house goes from this chair at the kitchen table to the couch. I do have a clear visual from the couch to the TV. And I can carefully make it from the living room to the bathroom. But - that's about it.

So...in order to get dressed I have to move the boxes out of the bedroom doorway. Then, I'll need to move the boxes in the living room to, oh, maybe the kitchen and get them out of the way so I can get to the boxes in front of the door. I have no idea where I'm going to put those - I just know I need out the door cause there is a big breakfast out there somewhere with my name all over it. I may be a lazy slug but food is definitely my motivator.

I just need a plan.

Posted by Tammi at November 25, 2005 08:11 AM
Comments

If you figure out what to do... let me know. I might be able to use it!

Posted by: vw bug at November 25, 2005 10:49 AM

ok, ok first thing... don't panic! Did you find any climbing gear in those boxes? If not, plan B, I know you have to have some kind of explosive in there... blow the crap out of the rest of the boxes. Yes this may create a bigger mess, but it will get you to food faster, lol. Have a great day, tammi:)

Posted by: talulazephyr at November 25, 2005 11:10 AM

"So...in order to get dressed"

So, you're blogging in the nude yet again, huh?

Posted by: Ogre at November 28, 2005 09:24 AM

"So...in order to get dressed"

So, you're blogging in the nude yet again, huh?

Posted by: Ogre at November 28, 2005 09:24 AM