Army Wife needed a new party dress. She found the perfect dress at the perfect price. OUTSTANDING!!! And I do know just how wonderful finding that perfect dress is - remember the wedding a year ago?!? Yeah - I still love the THOUGHT of wearing that dress.
Harvey then raises the white flag and asks for a translation. "What's the male equivalent of finding the perfect dress for $35?"
Everyone had great answers....and they were close. But it's much more base than that.
It's simple - really.
For a guy - it's like getting laid. End of story. Back in my day they called it "scoring". (I hate that term) That's it. We just play on different fields.
Posted by Tammi at October 13, 2005 05:46 AMNah, there has to be more to it then that. BTW if you don't like "scoring" try boning, humping, bumping uglies, the horizontal tango, knocking boots or my favorite, "Tapping it".
there are more, but those where the first ones that I thought of.
Posted by: Contagion at October 13, 2005 06:36 AMahhhh I think you hit the "nail" on the head....
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 13, 2005 08:24 AMI think that we (men and women) are not at such cross purposes -- after all, whatinhell do we buy the "perfect little black dress" for?
Why, to GET LAID, of course!
Hope this helps, Harvey. LOLLL
Posted by: Margi at October 13, 2005 09:46 AMAck! Margi is right!
Posted by: Bou at October 13, 2005 10:55 AMROTFLMAO!
Seriously, Tammi, I don't often laugh out loud at things I read, but I made noise on this one :-D
Posted by: Harvey at October 15, 2005 04:01 PM