Oh yeah, it's Monday morning in Tammi's world. No doubt about it.
I awoke early. I'm letting Cody stay up at night and sleep out in the living room. (Main reason being to avoid the guilt I feel for only letting him out for an hour before penning him up for 12.) He's doing really well. AND it forces me to get up early.
Anyway - sipping coffee, having a few cigarettes, reading some blogs. Just a nice easy transition back to the real world.
It's time to get dressed so I mosey on into the bedroom and select my outfit for the day. Simple. Black slacks and a purple sweater. I'm having to wear pantyhose with my slacks, since I haven't had time to buy the right kind of socks.
Wander back out to the living room to get dressed. Now remember - I've lived alone for a long time. I've developed strange habits these past 10 years. I tend to get dressed in the livingroom when I can. No reason, just do.
Step one is put on the pantyhose. I have never been one to sit down to put my hose on. Nope, I stand there on one leg and put them on. I've always done that, from the first time I wore them.
HOWEVER - I haven't worn a lot of pantyhose in the past 10 years, and very few since I have Cody. Have I mentioned how curious he is? No? Well he is.
As I'm balancing on one leg, he comes up and does his best imitation of a cat. Rubbing on me and well, basically - pushing me over. So there I was....sprawled across the living room floor, blessedly missing the coffee table, tangled up in my pantyhose with a dog trying to wish me good morning.
Damn - yep - a pretty typical Monday Morning in Tammi's World.
Posted by Tammi at October 10, 2005 06:17 AM | TrackBackThink how embarrassing it would have been if we had heard you fall..? That would add Benjamin and I running into your appartment to make sure you were okay...Great...lol. I'm glad you're okay, and don't we just love the Cody?
Posted by: Emily at October 10, 2005 07:37 AMHaha, that's something that would happen to me.
BTW, your weather pixie is wearing some leather motorcycle outfit with disco boots. Very strange!
Posted by: Sissy at October 10, 2005 07:47 AMHopefully the little puppy did not think you a female puppy looking for romance or a morning interlude?!?
That would be very hard to explain to him that you are not that way and you are not one of his female companouns....
Cody geettt down boy - Cody stop it now ....
That is what you get when you try and act civilized and wear pantyhose.....should have went to work with bare feet...
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at October 10, 2005 04:28 PM"Is that hair gel?"
Posted by: Harvey at October 12, 2005 06:09 AM