Sometimes, sometimes I just don't know about myself.
I have problems with English. Oh, hell - who am I kidding, I do the same thing in ANY language I try to speak.
Let me explain. Sunday had a few folks over for food and football. The Bucs had won so I was recouping and decided to check the site to see if anyone had stopped by.
Damn it! Spammed again. Bunches of times. All that damned Peni$-Englargement.
I cursed.
They asked what was wrong.
My reply?
This damned peni$ elargment is hammerin' me!
Yeah - there was no fixin' that one.
Sometimes......I'm tellin' you..........just amazing.
Posted by Tammi at October 4, 2005 07:14 AMOnly you.......way too funny!
Posted by: Carmen at October 4, 2005 07:05 AMSee, I had a problem similar to that in a Video game. My (now Ex) fiance walked in when we'd first gotten together and asked what I was doing.
Well, I was playing Black & White, where you raise a pet and play god. My Monkey had just eaten a villager and I was punishing it.
Without thinking I said "I'm spanking my monkey, he's been bad. He needed a good beating."
so she said "Um...." and I said "what? I made sure to take him to the temple so no one would watch me do it"
the look on her face suddenly made me realize exactly what I'd said...
Posted by: Video at October 4, 2005 08:16 AMhammerin' ya, hah hah hah hah, should have been a picture moment!
Posted by: Sean at October 4, 2005 09:21 AMYep. That would slam the brakes on the "coffee and..."
Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 4, 2005 06:27 PM