July 20, 2005

Funny Email

Buying a Car

A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car. She wanted a fast sports car. He wanted a pickup. As time passed on, her birthday came up and she thought it a great time to fulfill her wish.

She told her husband, "Look, I want something that can go from 0 to 200. Furthermore, I want it to be able to do it in just a few seconds!"

The husband bought her a bathroom scale.

(The funeral is at 3:00pm Wednesday)

Posted by Tammi at July 20, 2005 06:11 AM
Comments

Ooohhhh now that's just so very wrong!! :P~

Posted by: Leanne at July 20, 2005 08:15 AM

Oh, man...there may not have been enough of him to bury...

Yikes!

; )

Posted by: Christina at July 20, 2005 09:33 AM

LOL! But she get's her sports car now! :-)

Posted by: Sissy at July 20, 2005 04:38 PM