June 30, 2005

Bled Out

I don't do medical emergencys well at all. Nope. If there is blood involved, well - you don't want me to be the only one around.

So last night I was trying to get Cody to settle down for the night. The neighbors had come over for cake and I couldn't get them to leave....I was exhausted. Finally they got the hint after I put my jammies on.

Anyway, Cody was pumped. That dog was runnin' round this house like his tail was on fire. Finally, finally I got his attention.

Cody? Want a cookie?

Wham - that puppy ass hit the carpet. I pulled out on of his cookies and next thing I know my finger feels like it's been torn asunder.

Because it had.

That little shit snapped and went all the way to the bone. I had no idea at the time, other than it hurt.

I got him in his pen and grab the first aid kit. I went to the trash can and peeled off the wrapping. Then I feel a drip. I had the lights off so I couldn't really see. Another drip.

I finally turn on the light - holy cow! First thing I notice is the blood running down the outside of my trash can. Then the puddle, yes puddle of blood on the floor. I grab a paper towel and try to stop the bleeding. That was when I noticed the trail of blood, on the carpet, leading from his room.

Damn....I didn't think I had that much blood in my entire arm, let alone finger.

It's fine now. But shoot.....whoda thunk!

Oh, and do you think my dog feels the least bit guilty? Oh Hell No!

Posted by Tammi at June 30, 2005 07:48 PM

Didn't you do something to your finger at the blog meet?

Posted by: Sissy at June 30, 2005 08:03 PM

cut it....but shhhh - that's just a normal everyday cooking thing with me. The thought in my house is the meal isn't really complete unless I hurt myself preparing it. ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at June 30, 2005 08:07 PM

So first Cody wants to hump you, now he wants to eat you...boy, that dog fits in well in the Bad Example family!

Posted by: TNT at June 30, 2005 09:31 PM


Posted by: Koolaid at June 30, 2005 11:48 PM

Got to get that little guy neutered, they are suppose to settle down somewhat after getting that testosterone out of their system. The sooner the better cause every month there is more and more testosterone in their system.

Posted by: Machelle at July 1, 2005 07:47 AM