June 15, 2005


Damn. There's a fly in the house.

And me - without a fly swatter.

You might not believe me but I didn't have to deal with flies the entire time I lived in Florida. Not One. Roaches? Yep. Spiders? Yep. Snakes? Yep. Misquitos? Yep. Flies? Nope.

Anyway - picture this. Big ole Tammi running around the house with a rolled up newspaper, dodging coffee table, ottoman, chair, box, dog bed, dog. Damn. Ouch. That hurt.

Well shit. How much does one fly eat any way?

Posted by Tammi at June 15, 2005 04:56 PM | TrackBack

You're right. WE don't flies... Maybe the hurricanes blew 'em away.

Posted by: Bou at June 15, 2005 08:05 PM

Its just a little old fly...what is it with you control freaks? Can't you just ignore it?

According to all the feedback I got, you need to use your hairspray on it and watch it squirm. (BLECH!)

Posted by: TNT at June 15, 2005 10:47 PM

Cut a rubber band. Wait until the little shit-walker lands somewhere. Sneak up on it, real close to the landing zone. Hold one end of the rubber band about an inch or so away from the invader, while pulling back on the rubber band with the other hand. Let release the stretched rubber band. WHAMMO! Fly is now vaporized history.

Jimbo the Fly Hunter

Posted by: Jim - PRS at June 16, 2005 02:01 AM

I'm with the hairspray if you can get to it.

99 cents is a good investment for a fly swatter. 88 cents at walmart for two :-)

Posted by: Sissy at June 16, 2005 06:23 AM